My bedroom has quickly become a Snapple Cap Graveyard. I drink so much Snapple, I should be listed on their website as their number one customer. Here are a few of the Real Facts I have learned from my recent liquid consumption:
To temporarily revive your ballpoint pen, dip the tip into hot water for a few seconds.
The owl is the only bird that can see the color blue
All polar bears are left-handed
Hippos can open their mouths 180 degrees
The sun evaporates about a trillion tons of water a day.
The area code in Cape Canaveral, FL is 321.
Mt. Everest has grown one foot over the last 100 years.
One acre of peanuts will make 30, 000 peanut butter sandwiches.
Grizzly bears run as fast as the average horse.
The Library of Congress has 600 miles of shelves.
So� a telegram delivers a message over phone lines. A balloon gram delivers a message with balloons. A strip-o-gram delivers a message with a stripper (woo hoo). But does a mammogram deliver a message with breasts??
Speaking of mammograms, it�s time for me to have another one. Ah, I just love having my boobs squished between two pieces of glass. I had my first mammogram at age 22. Seems I had a lump that needed investigating and that, in addition to my family history (grandmother and her sister), they felt it prudent to give squish my boobs and make sure I don�t have anything scary going on in my breasts. I had another one at about 32 for the same reason and actually had to have a lump removed at that time. It was fine, it was benign. (I just said it like that so I could rhyme.) Then a year after the lumpectomy, I had another one to make sure nothing else was growing in there. And since between that time and now, my mom has had breast cancer, I am going to have another one.
When I had my first visit with a breast specialist at 21, he said �Did you know that your left breast is larger than your right� quickly followed by �it�s perfectly normal though.� Okay, so you think I never noticed that one breast is larger? And if it is perfectly normal, then why do you have to point it out? But anyway, I was reminded of this because of this recently posted picture:
The stripe across my boobs makes my left one look a lot more voluptuous than my right. It just looks so round and happy and begs to be touched. Funny thing, though, is that my right one is much more sensitive and much more likely to lead to a BSO (Breast-stimulated-orgasm). So, as a gift to my right breast for having to be smaller, it got all the sensitivity. There really is some sort of fairness to life, isn�t there?
