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farty mcfarty pants
2004-08-06, 9:10 a.m.

Did you know that to

Fart

Poop

Cough

Pee

Laugh

Reach

Lift

Sit up

Roll over

You need your stomach muscles. And when someone has sewed up your stomach muscles, it makes it really hard to do all those things. Man, I really need to fart right now.






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